[yelling] Welcome to eyeliner bootcamp, wherewe will teach you how to get that perfect wing! Why… why are you yelling? This is how people communicate in bootcamp! But, uh, we’re.
we're in the same bathroom.
I mean, we’re like.
we're like 3 feet apart, couldn’t you just talk at a regular level? Do you want perfect eyeliner or not, grunt? Pick up your liner and show me what we’re working with.
Uhh, okay, well, I have this pencil liner… Are you kidding me!? You think you can achieve the perfect winged liner with a pencil!? Were you raised by wolves!? Only on the weekends, and sometimes holidays.
[Sighing heavily] What else ya got?? Umm, I have this liquid liner from… maybe.
line? Ughhh, you're gonna give me a headache…it’s MAYBELLINE.
Yeah, that one! That’ll have to do, alright.
Go ahead, make a basic outline of your eye.
But do NOT make a wing yet, you are NOT ready.
Alright, alright, here we go.
[Offscreen] Good job, there you go, grunt, steady.
Okay, you got this.
You got this.
Wow you're going very quickly.
[Still offscreen] That's.
that's a talent.
But, okay, alright, there you go.
Alright, come here, let me see that.
this is what we're doing? Okay.
That’ll work, it’s amateurish, but it’llwork.
Now, let me tell you the secret to the perfect wing.
You must be swift, asa coursing river.
You must have all the force of a great typhoon.
You must have allthe strength of a raging fire.
And once you're able to master all of that, the wing willflow from your liner like an extension of your soul.
You literally just quoted Mulan, that wasn’tadvice at all.
I believe in you, grunt.
Whatever, I'll try it.
Yes, yeah, perfect.
Yeah, that's the way.
No, no — oh, god dammit, what’d you do!? I don’t know! I was just trying to make it a little longer and it just.
it just kept going! And.
I don’t know… It’s okay, grunt, it’s okay.
just washit off and try again.
Okay, I rinsed it off.
It is definitely still there.
This is a waste of perfectly good eyeliner.
You brought this on yourself, grunt.
Okay, I’m ready.
Alright, give it another try.
[Offscreen] Good, steady.
Take it easy.
Take it easy.
Yeah, no, very good! That — that one looks great.
[Still offscreen] Now try the other eye.
Okay, yeah, uh, alright.
Now turn to face me.
Okay, what do you think? Is the right side of your face a bit heavier?Because you've got a shit ton more eyeliner over here.
I’m surprised it’s not weighing your head down like this.
You could’ve just said it wasn’t even, god.
[Sighs] Okay, wash it off and try again.
Yep, that’s what I’m doing.
Remember, as strong as a great typhoon, and — Would you shut up with the Mulan!? Do you really want Disney to take this video down!? Video? What’re you talking about? Nevermind, just let me finish this.
That’s very good! Those look much more even.
Alright, come on now, let me see.
How's this? What do you think? Do you like it? It’s perfect! You did it! Okay, now I just needyou to make sure that never, under any circumstances, do you rub your.
Huh? [deep, exasperated sigh] Hey guys, thanks for watching this little skit! I hope you enjoyed it.
If you liked it, feel free to give this a thumbs up or subscribe if you haven’t already.
But, you already knew all that stuff if you've ever seen a youtube video before.
Just gotta double check, you know, cover all my bases.
Be a good YouTuber.
Anyway, you can follow me on all my social medias, which will be down in the description.
And please let me know down in thecomments what struggles you’ve had with putting on eyeliner.
People always ask me how I have such perfect wings in all of my videos and the truth is: it's a real struggle.
It's basically this video, but every single day.
Sometimes I talk to myself, whatever, I don't need your judgement.
I don't have any on right now because I just did the skit and wiped them off like a hundred times and put them back on and my eyes are like, "Please, please, no more.
" At some point in the future, I would like to make an eyeliner tutorial video, but until then, you have this little skit.
Alright, well, that's really all I have for you today.
So, um, I love you all, I hope you have a wonderful day, and I'll see you next week, okay? Bye!.